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[later] I’m pleased to report we’re now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.

  • delaunayisation@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    But how else can the corporate bureaucracy hold its grip on people otherwise? The metrics are as necessary as catehism for catholicism.