Noodlykistan? Little noodleyland ? Oh I l know: be nice or fuckoffistan

I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn’t exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).

Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn’t have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).

The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it’s usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?

Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don’t ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it’s not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.

In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.

Seems like a fun country if it did exist.

Probably after some existing country in order to replace it.

Country McCountry Face

Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I’ll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like “Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland”

Wrestlemania

Remember Kickassia?

United States of Humanity.

We’re going for a diplomatic victory to absorb the rest of the countries.

United Region States of Auber (or just Auber for short)

Named after a region for a pokemon fan game I wanna work on once I learn how to do what I want. The region in that world is split into 4 region states, which is how I’d split it in a real world equivalent. Three regions which act like states or provinces and the capital being its: own mini region.

Fartifuckballsland

Petoria.

Here

Parts Unknown

Aaries, just to be at the top of the phonebook

Cunt Rocket