• NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    That’s untrue, because he won’t need a Sharpie anymore. They will just be reporting whatever Trump wants them to report. There is no hurricane. Here’s some paper towel. This will all blow over by Easter.

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      4 months ago

      All the competent people would be fired, so it wouldn’t be accurate regardless. Everything these agencies say will just be Dear Leader propaganda.

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      4 months ago

      Of course there’s no hurricane. Trump personally nuked it. In unrelated news, all US nukes are henceforth required to have a pussy for trump to grab them by.