(My uncle didn’t die.)
Dude, don’t bury your uncle of he isn’t dead. That’s extremely impolite!
This person is wrong. Bury him. Else how will he appreciate his casket?
Yes, but’s what the area code?
Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: https://treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla
No thanks, I’m trying to cut down. But I like the video.
(My uncle didn’t die.)
Then why hold a funeral for him?
In this heat??? … no wonder the guy never answers his phone, he probably died of heat stroke after his third event.
Some family has a fur lined bag of organic matter, wrapped around a saxophone, stinking up the front yard in the summer sun.
I’ve been in such a costume in the Los Angeles summer. I used to work in the entertainment industry- the one that makes movies and TV shows, not the one that plays saxophones at birthday parties- but I won’t go into the details. Let’s say that it is not something that was ever worth watching.
You are correct, it’s brutal.
Saxsquatch is a fav of mine