Blackmist@feddit.uk to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square259fedilinkarrow-up1860arrow-down130
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minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-24 months agoif straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠 just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “[bleep]?” “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day” “dyke?” “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
minus-squareSLVRDRGN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agomoreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months ago“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “A levee??” “… touchè”
Made me think of this.
if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”
“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
I’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.
moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word “dyke” it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip
“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“A levee??”
“… touchè”