alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months agoMalware As A Servicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up11.29Karrow-down18
arrow-up11.28Karrow-down1imageMalware As A Servicesh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareLogh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up140·4 months agoFunny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt sounds like the name of a political protest group.
minus-squareSkyNTP@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·4 months agoNot too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.
minus-squareEylrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoClassic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-24 months agoReminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes. People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.
minus-squaredmention7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·4 months agoIt literally sounds like a DDoS!
Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.
It sounds like the name of a political protest group.
Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.
Classic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”
Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.
People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.
It literally sounds like a DDoS!
Botnet if you will