Nobody’s going to make a “get this bread” joke? Y’all are hopeless without me.
Without you, we’d all be toast.
D’ough
Ooo, I should put some cream in my rowing machine and make butter while I exercise!
Home made butter is really good if you can get some higher grade cream. Even store brand heavy cream is better than a lot of regular store bought butter
Absolutely. I really like putting some cream in a jar and then handing it to a little kid to shake and shake and shake until it turns into butter.
Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter, raised a barn on Monday, soon I’ll raise another!
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
Riiiight. Tread-mill. Makes total sense now why we call it that.
Thanks. I’d forgotten about that.
Shitpost time
