Evolutionary masterpiece lives in peace for millions of years until these assholes bring it to the surface

I didn’t know we were in for an IRL sequel to The Thing. Good luck out there everyone…

article from last september and I can’t find a followup.

So it’s either very boring, or all people involved got killed by an eldritch curse

“We don’t know what it is, so let’s kill it and see what happens.”

I thought we were just memeing orb-pondering? Apparently the scientists are at it, too!

They couldn’t leave it there and point a camera at it?

They pondered until they reached a conclusion

Cool face huggers in 2025.

Brother, I’ve seen some orbs in my time, and that ain’t one of em. That there is a blob.

That’s a pile of poop. That’s what you get when you’re one of my overconfident models