Yes and did back handsprings
As a soil scientist: this is accurate
As a shitposter: Y O I N K
This is going to everyone in my dirt nerd herd.
I’m right there with you. It’s too fucking perfect of a story for it to be true. What else did they find in his bag? Nuclear launch codes?
They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.
Anyone else not buying that he’s the guy? He was found with a gun, fake IDs and a manifesto. What about the big red bow that makes this story totally believable?
My bullshit detector is going off.
Ah, yes, creating more work for an already overloaded legal and healthcare system, while pocketing the profits from people who won’t fight it. Man, I LOVE capitalism…
It’s more that the price has moved so much in about 2 years. I don’t really care, because I can’t eat pizza anymore, but it’s interesting to see it so clearly laid out.
Amazing
Yes exactly this, though I’m not sure if it was just a habit from using rubber mice
Honestly, it makes more sense - what am I, a mid-level scientist, going to bring to that corporate atmosphere? You’re going to ask me to brainstorm in a meeting with an Executive VP? Yeah. Fucking. Right.
You give me work, I do the work. Yes I might need to ask a question, but that’s uncommon and I can just teams for that.
The seniors execs? That makes sense. They need to all be on the same page, and talking to each other. Collaborating etc.
I was waiting for you, today. At first you used to irk me, but now I almost look forward to it.
Just hacking the bone of all the people out there who aren’t wearing their emotional shin pads.
I used to be someone just like this. Why is emotional growth so painful
Ware your dark chocolate sources, my dear. Apparently Lindt has a ton of metals in it, which is tragic because they’re my favorite chocolate.
That, sir, is a coyote
That’s a unique flavour of autism you have there /s
Make sure you thank the feds in the opening statement so it’s entirely believable