I don’t have or use a rice cooker. Not that that makes me special. I cook my rice in the oven using the Alton Brown method.

fuzzy logic doesn’t send a constant stream of user data back to the mother company.

The problem isn’t using choice making systems, the problem is using purchased appliances as spyware for corporate profit.

Our rice cooker’s only “logic” is a spring that lifts the bowl off the element once enough water has evaporated.

*Inspects saucepan*

It does? Wow this technology stuff is more insidious than I thought.