umbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agoTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up195arrow-down1imageTurtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."lemmy.worldumbraroze@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · edit-23 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
Bonus material: Classic snapping turtle copypasta The actual paper cited We need to address this company that still doesn’t do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoThe toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·3 months agoThank you, I could not figure out what that was. The photo angle and lighting are just so odd. Biologists know how to take photos. I’ve seen good cover photos from biology studies. This is not that.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoThought it was for constipation until I read the text above it
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoIt’s likely a capture from a video, so more like an improvised photograph.
The toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch
The head?
Thank you, I could not figure out what that was. The photo angle and lighting are just so odd. Biologists know how to take photos. I’ve seen good cover photos from biology studies. This is not that.
Thought it was for constipation until I read the text above it
It’s likely a capture from a video, so more like an improvised photograph.