I’d like to keep the skin on, please.
But it’s not edible!
That’s just the Greendale Human Being.
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Well that’s not something I wanted to see right before going to sleep. Thanks, internet!
You’re extremely welcome
A reminder to drink water folks.
Skill issue
We could smash.
Would be more like a clank with these facial features
Hey baby, wanna clack out?
Let’s plonk
Heartthrob, wow
Wouldn’t the eyeballs fall out?
They were pretty arbitrary on what areas got skin flaps or not.
I mean, you’d hope. Then I wouldn’t have to see myself in the mirror.
Octopode Archeologists 10 million years from now:
Forensic archeologists have made an artistic rendition of bipedos aridus, which was the dominant species at the time. They are believed to be the creatures which created all of the plastic deposits vital to our modern economy, which they secreted as a waste product after consuming even more ancient petroleum pollutants.
Their extinction was proven to be a consequence of this, as digestion of complex hydrocarbons had been proven in experiments to produce large amounts of CO2 and methane gas. This of course led to the Great Boiling, and the extinction of over 70% of our planet Hydos’ life at the time.
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Bill Burr having a bad day.
10/10 rating
Gives me the “Dinosaur pictures in old textbooks” vibe.
Looks like Rick Scott
Goddammit if this awakens something in me