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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon tries to connect with a coworker

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Anon tries to connect with a coworker

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works
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    She’s not disappointed with the answer, she’s disappointed anon didn’t ask her back.

    • deafboy@lemmy.world
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      I fail this every single time. I always assume if somebody had something to say, they would’ve just said it. I mean, we’re already having a conversation about certain topic. Why wait for me to ask?

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        Because it is more fun and engaging to be asked.

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      Why would you want to know what a woman thinks?

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    If you preface your reasoning with the accessibility of the history, Qing? Just gotta make sure you don’t come across as a rvturn to footbinding weirdo like Shen Yun.

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    As long as you can back up your choice with a reason…

    You won’t impress someone simply by choosing their favorite and being unable to say why.

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    Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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      Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

      • Zozano@lemy.lol
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        Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn’t the best.

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.

          • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            Well, you were all using jokes from the Zing dynasty, so that is the clear winner

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        Don’t forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

        • Caveman@lemmy.world
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          Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons

  • Fleur__@lemmy.world
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    You gotta keep the ball rolling annon!

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    deleted by creator

  • MagicShel@programming.dev
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    Ming dynasty was the worst. She was clearly into the Gordon era.

    • Zozano@lemy.lol
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      FLASH

      aaAAAHh

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    He is not very good at MINGling.

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    I the like the Han dynasty because it was run by a sole smuggler

    • visc@lemmy.world
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      I think autocorrect broke your joke.

    • LordGimp@lemm.ee
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      Like the fish or some sort of shoe racket?

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    The correct answer was “Don’t care, wanna fuck?”.

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    Anon plays the OP countries in EU4 which is why she’s upset

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    maybe she was checking if you were into Wu Tang… China’s only female ruler: Empress Wu of the Tang dynasty reigned for 20 years.

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    I read that as cheese dynasty and I got so confused.

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    Qing, because they were so bad at it they ended the Chinese Empire entirely, and that’s awesome.

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      But because of that we now have this whole bs timeline of chairman mao, then winnie the pooh, then lemmy.ml

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        Mao wishes he could have killed as many people with incompetence as the Qing. Rookie ass motherfucker.

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