Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Florida man snorts entire beach
Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being “a good Samaritan”? Double standards!
I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
thats a lot of blow.
Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Must be something in the air
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
