I don’t really know how to explain my job to someone without them thinking it’s something else. Maybe it’s ego but I hate saying I’m a dev (and which kind) because of what they’re going to assume but I also don’t want to say something pretentious like “I solve problems”.

I have been thinking of just saying I program even though that’s very reductionist but at the same time I don’t want to answer any questions about my work.

I guess you could say I wish I had a real job that did real things.

/end rant

This one gets me every time

This feels like several dreams I’ve had. Whoever made this, I feel you. We are cut from the same cloth.

Someone drew this. Someone thought of this, mulled it over, decided that they should draw it, then drew it, published it and shared it with everyone. This.

I will not have it!

Take my upvote and never show your face here again. With or without mouse makeup!