• SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    I mean, it might legit be more comfortable to wipe with a pinecone or stinging nettle. So take that humble brag as you will, but sometimes the grass isn’t cushier on the other cheek.

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      3 months ago

      You degenerate 3rd world people still using paper to smear poop all over yourself. We here in modern world have water that washes away our poop.

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        3 months ago

        Yeah, used to love bidets, then I sat down drunk and accidentally nudged it full blast full cold. The hemorrhoids I got the next day were brutal. So now I use tp cause the worst that can happen while drunk is I need to wash my hand a bit more thoroughly than usual…