silence7@slrpnk.netM to Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.netEnglish · 3 months ago
silence7@slrpnk.netM to Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.netEnglish · 3 months ago
Top news: The Exxon-Moble Conflagration of Souls shows no signs of letting up temperatures soar as per usual.
I suggest we name them after the executives rather than the corporations.
I think we keep the company names to make it more digestible for the not terminally online. And use executive names as the sub titles.
I like it.
Yeah, like this… “Our top story tonight, the Chevron/Mike Wirth heatwave, was responsible for 10 more deaths yesterday."
How do we get this started? If we can erroneously associate a VP candidate with intimate furniture acts, then this must be possible.
“Our top story tonight, the Shell Arctic EZ-Bake heatwave, now in its third week, shows no signs of letting up.”