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Is that what happened to the blue wizards?
Ahh, booze. How I love thee.
🎶Alcohol my only friend…🎶
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
“Do you drink alot?”
“No, I slop most of the alcohol.”Pondering the fiery orb in the sky, I see…
You can’t fool me, its floating in the sea.
If you aren’t drinking to the point of chest pains and losing feeling in the tips of your fingers are you even trying?