TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 month agoShould we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1218arrow-down123file-text
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minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoHe’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
minus-squares1ndr0m3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoJesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoHe was a high level cleric, obviously.
minus-squarehuginn@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoGotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoSo is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 month agoHoly Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoAnd Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
minus-squareThavron@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWhat do condoms have to do with anything?
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoFake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoJesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoClassic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains. They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will. That could apply.
He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?
He was a high level cleric, obviously.
Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back
Oooh, good point.
So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?
Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me
And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks
What do condoms have to do with anything?
Where phylactery?
Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.
Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant. Way fewer missiles, for one thing
Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains.
They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will.
That could apply.