Also, another version
Man beats off fifteen cops and his own meat.
This is my favorite thing that I’ve seen today.
Cool crime 😎🎸
Now, THAT’S a goal-oriented individual.
That’s the face of a man who’s already won
He’s got things all figured out
One Puuuuuuuuuunch
He’s a true power bottom.
That season of Barry was pretty crazy
Safer to be white and on meth while fappin than being black. SMH.
Did you mean “SPH”?
Shake Penis Hands?
Cop: “I’m not wrangling Edward Penishands… Send the rookie”
This happens 14 times before Sgt Steroids shows up and takes the guy down with his buff eyelids.
Oregon made sudafed prescription only back in the 00s (recently repealed) to stop people from cooking meth. And it worked pretty well. What it didn’t stop was people getting meth through any means necessary, and our meth got weird as a result. We got the zombie meth first and now it’s P2P Meth.
Missouri put it all behind the counter, so no one buys it and most brands reformulated their stuff so they would stay on store shelves. This really sucks, because meth is still everywhere, but now dayquil and nyquil suck at their jobs.
Cops on the beat ❌️
Beat on the cops ✅️
But did he finish?
But did he finish them?
Shake hands with beef https://youtu.be/JqKiH4UWrzk
ACAB
