I’m counting that as a threesome.

… someone just awakened a fetish and I hope I never cross paths with them.

Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?

Hint: it leads to a headstone…

Glyphica has a demo on Steam that’s good enough for you to get some practice in for free. Typing tower defense.

I care about the environment and the cat, but I downvoted you for sounding like a smug, entitled asshole.

That’s a Pokemon.

All my zippers play Careless Whisper

Druid got stuck in wildshape and needs assistance

Next up:

Judge arrested for issuing judgement

Trump disbands Supreme Court by executive order

Mandatory MAGA armbands for all citizens

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Sorry, I got excited that no one else said it yet.

I got this!!!

Bongus.

I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

Living: Gabe Newell

Dead: Sir Terry Pratchett

Fictional: Commander Samuel Vimes

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

Luigi is innocent and being railroaded…

Should say the unknown shooter.

This sounds like the plot of a horny anime video game that I would get on a steam sale for a 70% discount.

If AI learns to do this, do we win or lose?

That’s exactly how they said it!

I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

Me: Throws picture of Ex

Bin: Doesn’t move

Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”