They’re dogs. The flavor they like is “butthole”.
My mom’s dog goes nuts when she finds tissues coated in boogers in the trashcan or if she finds underwear that has been worn for a day. She acts like she’s at an all you can eat buffet.
My dogs insist on eating their own eye boogers when I clean them, so that doesn’t shock me.
I had a puppy that specifically ate the crotch of all my underpants in the laundry. She was pooping out ladybugs and tye dye for days.
I’m told they also quite enjoy testicles, but my boy came to us without them.
Dogs love pumpkin. Dogs love cinnamon.
Dogs hate grapes.
Fr my dog loses her shit over pumpkin and greenies she will love these.
I think this “flavor” scent is intended for humans to enjoy. So your dogs breath smells like something the human likes.
I don’t know if they work better on dogs, but from personal experience, there is simply no amount of Greenies that can improve my cats’ breath.
Maybe it’s more about their farts and shit?
Now I am curious what it tastes like for the dog. Most dogs love pumpkin.
Honestly this is pretty funny. As long as they didn’t remove the dog version of crack from these, 25% off sounds good too.
and so it begins
My dog goes nuts for pumpkin puree, but hates greenies, so I dunno
Yeah, but pumpkin spice has no pumpkin in it.
That’s because it would more accurately be called pumpkin pie spice, since it’s based on the spices that go into a pumpkin pie. I guess it’s just too many words for the general public to comprehend.
Nah, I bought some frosted mini wheats that were labeled pumpkin pie spice.
But also I’m pretty sure pumpkin spice Cheerios contain pumpkin.
But these do have pumpkin in them.
Do they? They don’t say they do on the outside of the bag. Admittedly, I didn’t look at the ingredients.
Edit: Looks like dried pumpkin is an ingredient, but it’s pretty far down the list. I’m guessing it’s not going to be a big flavor enhancer for a dog since they don’t exactly have sophisticated taste buds anyway.
I’m guessing the pumpkin spice isn’t too strong either, but dried pumpkin is the first “flavorful” ingredient, at least.
I’m guessing the whole thing is entirely for the owners and if dogs could tell you what it tasted like, they’d probably say, “delicious wheat gluten!”
Having tasted a few dog foods and treats, I agree.
I really do believe that dog people are just fucking weird.
I’m certainly fucking weird, but I was fucking weird before I got any dogs.
Who is this “weird” you all are referring to?
Perhaps they are referring to a Mr. Yankovic. Don’t know many other people named Weird.
“Does anyone else hate <popular thing that doesn’t hurt anyone> too?! It sure feels good to be an insufferable contrarian!”
Basic bitches amirite
Now that thar is just dogtrination
The indoctrination of man’s best friend.
