somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection
Trying to obtain Remote Thought Execution.
[through extremly compressed audio]
“Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
[low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]
I wish I’d told my comp sci professor that I used astral projection to get my labs done without walking across campus instead of just telnet.
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…One day, we might see the technique become so common that people will explain astral projections by comparing them to remote logins.
Weird I can see his astrally projected self. He must not be using secure shell.
