EDIT; I can’t reply to everyone individually but thanks for all the suggestions! Opiates are out of the question, doctors here will only prescribe those in terms of absolutely extreme suffering or end of life care. I also don’t particularly feel interested in developing a hard drug habit. Diclofenac and such are available but also only on separate prescriptions, I’d have to visit another doctor for that. I’m well stocked on paracetamol & ibuprofen, and apart from that, lots of ice cream, pudding & soup :)
Also, since a fair few people seem to doubt the veracity of my story, here’s the 22 extracted teeth (the other 10 were already gone in previous extractions).
I dont have an answer to your question but I do wanna say that prescription opiates are given at a dose that isn’t expected to cause addiction in someone who doesn’t already take these drugs. I’ve been prescribed opiates after every surgery I’ve had—usually don’t take them cause I don’t need them but I have done at times when the pain has been bad enough. I understand that your docs won’t prescribe them though, and I don’t recommend taking them without a prescription if you can’t guarantee that you’re getting them from a safe source.