For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I mean, that just comes from lacking a multiple “you” conjugation. Just another reason English is terrible
Come to Ireland, birthplace of y’all, we got all sorts of words for youse.