I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.
Floppy disks are a way to install linux on your microwave try a distro like arch linux it’s microwave safe
I cook Arch btw
ding!
Put all your precious documents on the disks and then rub a magnet on each one of them to make sure they are properly energized. The stronger the magnet the better.
You build your own floppotron of course
That was amazing… so much free time and hydro!
Why would anyone bother making 1.4 MB diaks
Right.
640k ought to be enough for anybody.
Inserting your floppy is a time honored tradition. Have a few too many beers, and give it a go. You have 10 chances to succeed, it seems.
Combine them into a blazing fast 14.4 MB RAID 0.
Wow, those floppy drives are really singin’. Heheh
Had no idea you could actually do this.
How’d I know it would be action retro
find the most complex AI model file you can put on it
Live action reboot of ReBoot
Label in sharpie as “Bitcoin password” and superglue to the sidewalk in a busy area. Watch people try to pick up.
Alternatively, you could write
- “Someone help me I’m trapped in here!”
- “Nuclear attack scenarios”
- “You put this disk here to save your life, do not ignore”
Yeeessssss…
Cover the paper label with packing tape (cheap mans laminate).
Use quick set epoxy for a better bond.Stuck to the fridge using a hard drive magnet!
This is the right answer. You failed hard.
This is 98% the right answer, but you drop them somewhere that keeps them intact, and believable enough so that people take them, and spend the rest of the weekend going to thrift stores trying to find an external floppy drive, and the next month trying to figure out how to get their iPhone to mount it.
This but put your own floppy drives up on local listing sites for ridiculous prices. Lmao it’s almost too evil.
That’s more like a scam than a prank
¿Por que no los dos?
Click on them to save your files.
Just carry one around with you and whenever something important happens or you are about to do something risky, pull it out, press it with your finger and loudly say “Save”.
Edit: Bonus points for carrying a huge cardboard mouse pointer to click with.
Edit 2: I really should read all the replies before starting to type.
Hitting the save right before the murder spree.
Big open world RPG protagonist vibes
manually etch the bits yourself. Just use a hammer and chisel
I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.
It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.
Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.
Usually just means the expected lifetime of the product
don’t run Doom with them
DO IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
- Register you product for warranty on the company website.
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