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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
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- I already know every single other person is a shitbag, but Satan’s personality is open to interpretation. Shame about the smell of the person in front of me, though.
Honestly the stench of sulfur would be the least offensive smell on that plane
Satan seems pretty obnoxious tbh
Heavily depends on the writer.
Assuming it’s the Satan of the bible, and for some reason he’s just wearing that outfit to make him self more identifiable, what have you heard about him that’s actually obnoxious?
the guy got kicked out of heaven for saying that he was as powerful as god didn’t he? sounds like a delusional politician
Him talking back to God doesn’t mean he would be annoying to talk to as a person. I didn’t know many politicians that would risk their position vs sucking up.
He gor kicked out for not following god’s word. He then encouraged humans to think for themselves.
Him being evil is an Abrahamic hit piece.
9
As awful as they are I might as well get a good over the pants handy from bobert, something tells me she has snail in her though and will probably mash it, worth a shot
9, might cop a gobby.
Fuck it… I’ll walk
Seat 8
Eat a kilo of cashews a few hours before boarding, make them really taste the horror, ideal location for diffusion. Maybe add some sorbitol gummy bears and refuse to leave my seat. I reckon I can make at least half vomit.
10
Lindsey Graham is a piece of shit, but he’s an entertaining piece of shit. Not to mention, he’s like the yappy little Chihuahua that barks bloody murder at whoever the bigger dog he’s hiding behind doesn’t like – I’m pretty sure I could get him on side to shit-talk Thomas to his face for at least the last half of the flight.
Im with you on 10. Hes always just been goofy to me, but then he started making wildly pro ukranian comments. Like march on moscow wild. Hes seems to be the only Republican thats not bought by the Kremlin. I still think hes a joke, but we could get along for a few hours if we kept to the one topic.
Im just worried about the smell wafting back from MGT.
The person sitting by number 3 would enjoy that.
2
Then sell him some talisman that will make him win the election for 1.000.000$
He can’t pay tho
3 please.
The devil will have some interesting stories about the whole god thing, and I can kick trump’s seat from behind.
Yeah I was gonna say, that’ll definitely be the most interesting
You’re going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?
oh, wait. seat 1 is not behind but in front of trump? then I’ll pick seat 1, I don’t know who the guy next to me is and it seems like I could just ignore him while I play video games.
Pilot seat cause I’m gunna crash the plane
How many would choose seat #3? I would.
Can I get the seat on the wing?
I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost…seductive.
10, and I would pay to do it.
Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.
9 has to be the most cursed seat on the plane. I guess I would take 7
ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber
