Imagine being a little water droplet, floating through the sky, accumulating other water droplets to your cause, eventually growing heavy enough that you can leave the rain clouds blowing you around and you fall hundreds of feet only to land directly in some dude’s anus.

The hardest part about using nature’s bidet is standing on your head

So if a Kentucky Shower is gettin naked in the rain, this would be a…

Florida Flash Splash?

Arkansas Southpaw?

Texas Turd Step?