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      Also, there is something deeply wrong with the girl behind the dad. Her knee should not be there based on what we can see of her shoulders. Their politics apparently involve having hellishly mutated children with their six fingered, yellow handed wife.

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        Perhaps this is why you don’t make children with your sister, who is also your aunt? The kid behind him, she is like a snake but the baby on the dads lap has no legs.

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      since when are thumbs not considered equal to the other fingers? is this some weird thing in the english language i somehow missed all this time?

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      Kid on the lower right has two right hands…

      Kid on the top left has an impossibly long body, head/shoulders above their “dad”, and their leg is hanging off the side of the bed.

      IDK what is going on with the kid in the bottom left, and their feet?

      There’s a lot wrong with this picture.

      Apparently that persons fetish is for a mutated family

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      You thought it was AI, but she just has ulnar polydactyly. How do I know this is ulnar instead of radial or central polydactyly? The wedding ring, it’s on the ring finger.

      (/s of course, this is obviously AI. But yeah people with extra fingers do in fact exist. They or the parents often cut away the extra finger for cosmetic reasons.)

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    Kid on the bottom right has a backwards hand; thumb on the wrong side. Also a ridiculously long arm. Kid on Dad’s lap is a Kuato growing out of his leg.

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    Why are all kids blonde? I’m just saying maybe this guy married this poor single lady with a little league project or maybe this is one of those oliver twist situations.

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      White kids are often blonde even if they won’t be as adults. All mine were at least for awhile, all have medium or dark brown hair now. All born with blue eyes too, but half changed to brown later. Not sure why, but it’s normal.

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        Yep. I was bleach blonde for years. Started switching from blonde to brown gradually around age eight or nine. Dark brown now.

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    Most of Mia Farrow’s children are adopted. I think it’s a similar situation with Madonna and Angelina Jolie.

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      I went to high school with a girl who was I think #6 of 12. And yeah she was raised by siblings and raised siblings herself. It was actually somewhat similar to what my girlfriend experienced having a deadbeat mom and imprisoned dad.

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      frankly it’s difficult to be good parents with one child, humans are not meant to raise even a single kid with only 2 parents. We’re meant to have communities that share the load of raising all the children, we’re not birds for christ’s sake.

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      At some point, the older kids are providing child care for the younger ones. But also, its very “infinite economic growth thanks to our ever-expanding frontier” understanding of the family dynamic. As soon as all your neighbors start to copy you, and families start bumping up against one another in their effort to cannibalize the surrounding wilderness, you get conflict. Expand far enough, and the conflicts become things of history - even of legend. The War of the Roses. The French and Indian Wars. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The Gaza Genocide.

      This is a family style game of The Tragedy of the Commons.

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    Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who’s never had an orgasm.

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        Serving the will of The Lord! Which just so happens to be the will of the male head of the house. One and the same.

        Stockholm Syndrome and they don’t even know it.

        “Well that does NOT look like a coincidence to me! God doesn’t make mistakes!”: most evangelicals, with their leave-brain-at-door-and-pick-up-your-crayons medieval “logic”.

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    Being a millionaire with 12 kids from 6 people doesn’t automatically make you a bad parent…perhaps a questionable romantic partner?

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    My grandfather is 91, and we were talking about his family when he was a kid. This picture is how many siblings he had.
    His father would come home every ten months and then leave a few days later.

    This picture is not a healthy family.

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        He did have at least one other family, yep. Good call. They even tried to connect years ago, but it didn’t work out.

        Thankfully my grandfather and his brothers and sisters came out as good people. Most of them are still alive too.