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Abolish Monday? So 4 Day work week?
you still have two days of weekend, the weeks just no longer have [redacted] and are 6 days long.
That would bring us from a 71.4% rate of work to a 66.6% rate of work. Not as good as the 57.1% rate of work we’d get by having 4 days on 3 days off, but still, progress.
I love that even in the most fantastical scenario they couldn’t envisage anything less than a 4 day work week.
In this case, the candidate is secretly planning to eliminate workforce protections and send children to work the mines 7 days a week for 15 hours a day.
AI will find it hard to do a hostile takeover if it’s already president!
Damn - I didn’t know my student council president was running for POTUS!
Even with the unicorn, it’s more realistic than most of what trump says.
Being too lazy to be funny so you just post ChatGPT garbage is definetly a meme. /s
It’s worse because they read it and didn’t think it was the corniest shit they’ve ever seen. I’m surprised chatgpt didn’t suggest baconing the narwhal at midnight or holding up a spork
Lolsorandomamirite?
Haha, kitty cats! What will chatgpt think of next
This would be even funnier if posted by a bot.
I can be anything you need baby. Whatever gets your vote.
It’s pretty dystopian.
I upvoted you because I agree with you, btw lol
*defiantly
Isn’t that Vermin Supreme’s actual platform? 🤔
His wiki article does say giving every American a free pony, among other things such as using zombies for renewable energy. Oh, and time travel research. Can’t forget that one.
It’s definitely the sort of campaign promises he would make, though I don’t know he’s said any of these in particular.
Mandatory naps? Am I a fucking child?
If they were optional, your boss would fire you for taking one.
I oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter.
I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares.
I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!!
(The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)
I don’t want a unicorn, fuck this guy I’m voting third party
And you just know he’s gonna back out of that promise as soon as he takes office anyway
Pretty sure that last one was part of the Brexit campaign.
You don’t hate Mondays, you hate capitalism
He’s got my vote.
Now that’s the kind of candidate I can vote for!
