This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?
Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.
This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.
So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?
The genital folding will continue until
moraleflexibility improves.Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.
“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?
I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…
It would certainly explain the loud screaming
Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.
Yes… but how?
I can’t tell you everything, Michael
But can you tell me anything?
I don’t think I’m explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.
Hotdog or hamburger style?
That’s a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.
The plot foldens…
Same as unfolding them, but in reverse.
It’s a tad harder to fold them, but yeah pretty much the same, I just use one finger to unfold mine, but I’ve had a lot of practise.
That’s what folding@home was all about
You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice
That’s a stated end point not instructions.
Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.
I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.
The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.
