Bonus flavors!
It is what plants crave.
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
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Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.
I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday
hey
They relish in the idea.
Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.
Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”
I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah
No, that would be silly.
cancer in many colours and flavors
Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.
230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
