My wife and me are always chuckling when in Germany taking the Ausfahrt.
kindenough
I wish you good.
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kindenough@kbin.earthto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Whats the funniest Uncyclopedia article to you?2·8 days agoThe one on Richard C. Hoaxland.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.1·14 days agodeleted by creator
My wife goes to the toilet…MEOOOOOOOOW, my wife takes a shower, MEOOOOOOW, my wife has an office day…well fuck me.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are hungry and about to eat, when suddenly you drop your food to the floor; What are your first thoughts and what do you do next?1·14 days agoDropped a Belgian endive casserole, crusty ham and cheese side down. Made it as a side dish. We laughed how stupid I am and then I took the spinache and cream out of the freezer to get some sort of vegetable quick on the table.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•What did/will you eat for dinner today?2·16 days agoLamb ribs, Lebanese rice with vermicelli and haricots verts tonight.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•What did/will you eat for dinner today?3·17 days agoSounds like a variation of Baba Ghanouj, Lebanese dish. Baba Ghanouj Is made with Tahini instead of peanutbutter.
And the gaslighting…
My kid chomping candy…”Son where did you get that from?”, “I found it”, “where?”, “duh in my mouth?”. Little fokker.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•What office chair model do you use?1·20 days agoAhrend 220. Got 2 of them. Got them second hand, only had to fix some squeeking parts with some WD-40.
They are still sold refurbished because they are really well made, EU norm certification for working safe. They started making them in 1994, and have been in production for 20 years.
Let me open this bag of lutefisk crisps for you baby.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•I am euthanizing my dog on Monday.6·23 days agoHeartbreaking. Having to make a decision like this must be horrible. I wish you much strength and my condolences.
kindenough@kbin.earthto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•All right music fans, what's your favorite band/musician and how many times have you seen them live?8·25 days agoFrank Zappa, Broadway the Hard Way Tour in the Ahoy Rotterdam 1988.
Seen him once.
Snotty lovely snooty tooty
Why? I am done in five seconds. Must be all the olive oil. Takes longer to wipe…
Fuck…I just had a delicious dinner that wants to come out.
Plays the flute on it too.