I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
It’s just like elbow grease…
For fun and games in the cockpit?
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Hair gel or protein powder.
Looks like a hair product?
For your jock.
Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Hair product
Some sort of performance improving lube?
nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn
Mohawk glue
Lol
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Goes well with CockSure
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
This is the only answer that makes sense.
