Please call me Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr, Jr horse, horse is my father’s name.

If ever you are behind on world events just walk into a crowd and say “did you see that stupid thing the president said?” And it will always be relevant.

The bar said donggggggg

Is it a young Chicken?

Well, I’m afraid your Frankenstein doesn’t meet the Bar, he’s not nearly as buff as our other entries.

Yes and no, it was always technically possible to drive thirty minutes a way go to a library, find a book that hopefully has what you want in it, drive back read it over a weekend, drive back to the library drop off the book, return and waist ~3hrs of your life to Learn a factoid but the barrier to entry was much higher and esoteric knowledge was simply unobtainable unless you went to university. Radio and TV both helped tremendously but you were more subject to the opinions of the studio and politicians than you are now and you would still have to wait and hope something was relevant to the thing you don’t understand, and even then most entertainment was not educational.

K, It’s a small detail but if you look carefully you can kinda see there are two sets of Tits.

Gotta be honest, I would do the same and worse for 250 million dollars.

That’s hilarious, and it’s not obtuse, this commercial was a meme before the invention of memes.

https://youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI

I think you mean about 42.0

You don’t get that hair from smoking cigarettes.

Proof mankind in it’s natural state is truly irredeemable

You would have to go out and buy ice, if you use your own fridge to make the ice you will have a net negative energy also just buy a cheap AC, it would save so, so much energy.

This is a genuinely good point, what are the chances of hitting an Iceberg on a trip from England to America? It has to be astronomically low, right?

This is a common misconception, the Ice berg actually hit the Titanic, but the Ice berg drove away before they got there License plate.

My iPad likes to watch TV with me, she’s constantly chiming in with little facts no one asked for.

It’s not actually eWaste you can buy a TPM chip for it, or ya know Linux.

It’s not hard to keep accidents down when only one person drives on the road at a time.

Each inch added to your member 6 inches gets removed from your height.

Try OpenWRT