🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1376arrow-down120
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageAnon enjoys lifesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareblandfordforever@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down3·2 months agoThat’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring. I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program: If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
minus-squaredudinax@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoFollowing the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoThat’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
minus-squarericecake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
That’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.
I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program:
If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}
Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.
That’s going to always increase parentalmotivation.
I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re using one of the languages that uses
:=for assignment. :P… I guess it’s part of our Makefile
Like
if(true)but with side effects.Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==