Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D
2.5D engines. 😏
it’s a rounding error
Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time
Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it’s original capacity, it still lets you charge it to “100%”, its just that you’ve charged it to 100% of that 80%.
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
See also Halo Infinite
And Katamari Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
That’s what I meant, you’re making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn’t realize there’s an octopus in the game, even though there is one.
And the reason I said it’s confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you’re playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I’m being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
For anyone else who still doesn’t understand!
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
No Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
Assigned female at purchase
>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss
