Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D
2.5D engines. 😏
it’s a rounding error
Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
and that’s why it’s called half life
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
That depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the game
Target audience is GPUs
> find “matrix filter” on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow
dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction
Control
Literally everything is out of control
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it’d have been called Team Fortress 1.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.