literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn’t have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of “big picture” reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
Maybe you just need a Snickers?
actually I’m allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can’t eat them due to allergy warnings)
Milky way.
Also has allergen warnings.
You’d be shocked how much candy that doesn’t contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.
But it’s smooth and creamy!
I’m sorry you feel that way too, I’m in the same exact boat so I know what that feels like… I’m just waiting for my older relatives to pass so I don’t hurt them and then I can finally stop existing.
I went on chatgpt and said “Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers”. It returned almost the same as above.
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
Covid commercials in a nutshell
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
Nihilist Arby’s all over again.
Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.
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Nice try idiot
What does this have to do with literally anything in the post??
Russian trolls just getting desperate at this point…
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Yawning at genocide, an American tradition. But keep telling yourself you have some moral high ground. 😙
Go ahead, vote for genocide and Trump’s border wall.
I am not 35. I’m 34.
Give it some time…
No.
Now you’ll have diabetes, if nothing else.
“Ha, ha! Look at that guy! He ate a candy bar, now he’s gonna die the fat death.”
Go boof some kale, or something.
Go eat a tub of butter, or something.
Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I’m very thankful to not have it
Me too, almost. My student debt will be paid off Sept 2025 🙏
Continue to be thankful. I made some boneheaded choices in college which resulted in my throwing away a full ride, and I left school with like 80k in debt. Thankfully, I am much more fiscally responsible than I was academically responsible, and I managed to pay that off over the course of like 7 years (aided in no small part by the forbearance periods Biden forced through during COVID). Which is good, because more boneheaded choices were made which resulted in a significant change to my financial situation. If I were still making payments at this juncture, I would be in a position where I’d be moving back into mom’s basement just to make ends meet.
Not that there is anything inherently shameful in that (it’s fucking hard out here, and if that’s a resource that you have available, it should not be turned away simply because of pride), but it does cause me to wake every morning pleased I didn’t listen to any “financial gurus” out there who talk about shit like “good debt”.
Good debt is an advanced move. Most people can’t handle debt in any form.
Thank goodness my “third world country” offers free tuition for uni. 🤩
Yep same here.
Lol and you probably don’t even have a nazi clown running for president?
Thankfully not! It was a woman who won the presidency for the first time.
Brazil?
The US used to, too. But then a retired mediocre actor decided education was a privilege, not a right
Mine is debt owed to family
No joke. I just went to a in state university, of which I had a few very good ones to choose from, and the state paid my tuition and I was able to pay rent working part time.
I often forget a lot of people around me are sitting on like $40k of debt because their state didn’t do lottery scholarships or they just wanted to go out of state, sometimes just to get “The College Experience”.
I worked full time through college. So much that it often interfered with the time that I needed to be spending on study. I still owe $40k.
My ex husband who’s billionaire family paid his tuition while I paid our bills owes nothing of course.
Hey, your ex husband pulled himself up by his bootstraps! That’s no way to treat the world’s most elite!
I worked part time through college. Summers I had two part time jobs, and a couple summers three that worked with my schedule. Started school with about 10k in savings and finished about 12k in debt.
Edit: I’m also super frugal. Found cheap food, cheap/free furnishings/clothes, cheap housing, pirated textbooks, and rode a bicycle and took the bus to get around.
Wish I could have afforded the time for some unpayed opportunities. Really struggling to find a decent job at the moment. (Studied math at a top university with fairly significant cs experience and decent gpa).
Wouldn’t not recommend college, but man not feeling too good about it at the moment in terms of job opportunities (certainly wouldn’t trade the experience and what I’ve learned for anything though)
Yeah, low blood sugar does that… wars and shit.
I’m 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I’ve just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?
I’m 42. I owed about $88K after college (including one very expensive semester of med school in which I realized I didn’t want to be a doctor after all). In addition to my full-time job, I did a whole bunch of consulting work, which let me completely pay off my student loans plus pay for grad school out of pocket.
USA
Owed $52,000 upon graduating with a bachelor’s degree.
It’s been
1612 years and I still owe $40,000.I regret going to college every day of my life.
Lace it with LSD and it’ll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.
They are now putting laughing gas in energy drinks, as I found out recently. It’s also in whipped creme which might be one reason people are all over it.
I’m loving it. So much better than CO2. Also makes for good social commentary.Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.
Drugs are pretty great.
DARE to try interesting drugs
I’m still cringing at that whole campaign.
Try a lot of some drugs, a little of others, and none of bath salts.
Drugs.
Start before you stopI stumbled on this video like a decade ago, no idea how it has such low views. It’s a gem.
A full 6 months of good outlook from some acid??? Geez you getting good returns!
I used to do this and it helped my mental state a lot. LSD refresh every 6-12 months.
Aah… Embrace absurdism.
I miss Nihilist Arby’s.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
I can’t even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.
