Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

I’m not sure, and I know it depends both on the severity of a person’s IBS and the type of magnesium supplement. But I drink a ton of water so I’d hate to have it supplemented with magnesium!

Haha sure, it’s not mine - it came from Muhammad Ali & Sly and the Family Stone

Different strokes for different folks!

Magnesium can cause diarrhea so, as someone with IBS, no fucking thanks.

Awww those weasel hands

Oh great, good luck getting that outta my head!

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.

12 minutes to get to Aldi, and when I’m done there, just a few more minutes to get to Giant for the things I don’t get at Aldi.

I like both softener and dryer sheets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

I’m not OP but here’s a sweet potato & lentil turkey chili that I make in the crock pot. It’s easy and really good!

https://funwithoutfodmaps.com/low-fodmap-turkey-chili/

Pineapple with red onion, black olives, and jalapeños

Baked chicken breasts with seasoning of your choice (tonight I’m planning to do a blend of smoked paprika, coriander, cumin, cinnamon, salt, and pepper)

Salad (mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, avocado; for dressing I do blood orange olive oil with fig balsamic vinegar)

Farro cooked in spiced chicken broth (I use reduced-sodium broth and add paprika and a small amount of onion and garlic powders)

Freshly brewed iced tea with mint

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

I think that would be purgatory.