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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·1 year agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 year agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoEver wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI also have no reflection.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoMaybe you should think on that a little.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoHere’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThat make me laugh. Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-21 year agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Matrix did it!
Good thing I never sleep.
Ever wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
I also have no reflection.
Maybe you should think on that a little.
Here’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
That make me laugh.
Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???