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minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·18 days agoGoogle harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squarelinearchaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·18 days agoMore like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
minus-squareHerr Woland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·17 days agowaking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-218 days agoVery true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoUser is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
minus-squareWhyFlip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoPost-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
minus-squarexavier666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-217 days agoGoogle harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 days agoGood thing I never sleep.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·18 days agoEver wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days agoI also have no reflection.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoMaybe you should think on that a little.
minus-squareDarkThoughts@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoHere’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
minus-squaredeadcatbounce@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoThat make me laugh. Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 days agoEven better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-218 days agoYup. Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·18 days agoIDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 days agoBut I block their ads… are they stupid???
Google harvests your sleeping patterns to sell more targeted ads.
More like Google harvests your __________ to sell more targeted ads.
waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!
Very true… They harvest my nut sessions no doubt.
User is now nutting. Quick, send them some gooning ads
Post-nut-clarity ad placement is prime real estate in the ad business.
Google harvests you to sell more targeted ads*
Matrix did it!
Good thing I never sleep.
Ever wonder why you’re getting ads for melatonin?
I also have no reflection.
Maybe you should think on that a little.
Here’s some ads for blood bags! Also, hot VILFs near you!
That make me laugh.
Just cleaning coffee from my phone now! Fuck you very much! 💕🤣😂
Even better, 24hr of un stopped ads.
Does it actually?
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
IDK the way it was presented made it feel sarcastic.
But I block their ads… are they stupid???