You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.
I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.
half a mil a year. im not greedy
half a mil in Zambian kwacha? You are selling yourself short.
nah mate. half a mil AuD
Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.
Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.
I’m going to say 1millon per month.
I like scratchy wool.
10^99999999…
The discomfort is not worth it.
I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.
Do I have to keep it on during sex?
Only if you have sex in bed
You people are underselling yourselves.
A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.
I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.
idk the logistics of it bother me. I just get 1 sweater? Then it would need to be enough money i both wouldnt have to work and could hire someone to wash it for me every night. Also can i wear a shirt under it to prevent nip chafeing?
Not much. I wear them regularly.
Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency
1 trillion dollar per day
Is this a sweater tailored to magically be uncomfortable for everyone or is this just a regular scratchy sweater? I actually like a lot of fabrics most people complain about for being scratchy, and I tolerate heat a lot - cold is usually my problem.
So, I don’t know. If it’s something I can tolerate then something like 30k a year would make a great difference in my quality of life atm.
If it’s something I can’t stand though, I think your 200k a year seems more reasonable.
200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.
Damn bro I would do it for 50k per year.
Assuming I’m not taxed.
I would die of sleep deprivation or maybe heat stroke so thanks but can’t!
Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.
