• ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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      ‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’

    • AJ1@lemmy.ca
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      11 hours ago

      what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America