Please don’t nominate him for anything else. He resigned from Congress. This could be incredibly hilarious.
Edit: and if any Democrat on the ethics committee doesn’t leak the report they should all be primaried and removed from their posts.
He’ll make a run for governor. DeSantis is term limited and his seat is up in two years.
I’d imagine he won’t get nominated for anything else per se, but he’ll just be a senior advisor or some bullshit. He’ll absolutely still be in the white house, in Trump’s ear.
Note that while he resigned from this current Congress, he did get reelected to the next Congress, so he’ll still be a US rep in Florida once the session starts in late January. Just kind of an extended two month vacation really.
Wouldn’t that mean the house investigation can be resumed? I don’t think he wants that.
It can be, but it won’t be
They are counting the media interest will die out. That’s why this should be released NOW not having any delays. Those are only to wait for things calming and then quietly dismissing it.
Maybe not, according to https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11/21/us/trump-gaetz-news/5e296b83-bf2f-50cc-96b8-5049b764b8a9?smid=url-share:
Absent extraordinary events, we do not expect to see Gaetz back in the House next Congress. When he submitted his resignation to the House last week after being tapped for attorney general, he wrote: “I do not intend to take the oath of office for the same office in the 119th Congress.”
It is always possible that Gaetz can invoke the ancient privilege of “SIKE!!!” And take it all back. But then the ethics report will get released…
Unfortunately for him I mumbled “no takesies backsies” when he resigned so that’s off the table
Ah, but did Mike Johnson have his fingers crossed when he accepted Beavis’s resignation?
He’s clearly the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
he is scared of a moral report that would go public if he is part of the kabinet. so no he wont get any other positon, if he wants to try to lie the pedophelia away.
How sad. Alexa, play “Not Like Us”
huurrr hurr hurr
And just when I thought we wouldn’t be getting any positive news for 4 years.
Wait until Trump announces his replacement before labeling this as good news
I’m going to celebrate while I can, Trump will always pick someone worse. It doesn’t matter who sinks them or why.
We learned that supporting the lesser evil is no longer an option with this last election. Maybe it’s time we stood up for what’s right and not what’s close enough.
I hate going down a possible conspiracy rabbit hole, but he REALLY felt like a distraction.
Resigning from the 119th congress is essentially an admission of guilt at this point. Whatever is in that report will most likely remain sealed as long as he has the cover of being a private citizen once again, which is why he turned these two opportunities down - to keep the evidence of his wrongdoing under wraps so he can’t be held accountable by either the public or the justice department.
So, Matt Gaetz is a pedophile and a child molester. And knowing the state of our shitty fucking country he’s probably going to get away with it.
as long as he has the cover of being a private citizen
Man, if you get elected into ANY government office you shouldn’t be able to be considered a private citizen.
And trafficker. I thought the qanon wanted to “save the children”?
Or is this just IOKIYAR?
I’m hoping against everything else that Johnson will stop protecting him because he’s now not worth anything to them now and isn’t worth the political capital to protect 🤞
I mean, #metoo took forever to come around. I like to think in some future he’ll get boned
Is it because he knew the Ethics report had been hacked?
Aww this clickbait headline got me, I thought he was withdrawing from life :(
Gaetz practices withdrawal method.
The people he prefers to fuck don’t have to worry about pregnancy for a bit.
This is going to end up being the worst news and democrats always forget this. Trumps next pick will be worse. It’ll be somebody effective, but awful. He’ll find some MAGA nut job that’s basically hitler ideology with an actual law background and years on a bench. I was hoping dems would back Gaetz a bit because he’s so utterly stupid at least it would shield us for a while.
Making way for Dog The Bounty Hunter to be nominated
Probably judge Judy
He REALLY does not want that ethics probe released. Which means we absolutely should.
My conspiracy theory is that he wasn’t a serious contender for AG. He got the nom which allowed him to resign from Congress. This forced the ethics committee to stop investigating him because he was no longer a member.
While he was a contender for AG, the Senate pushed for the release of materials anyway. Gaetz withdrawals from consideration, making the report moot.
This has Bannon written all over it.
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not so quick, maybe you are running from something, we should look into that. We wouldnt wanna spend all that tax payer money on nothing.
Whack the mole now so it doesn’t show up somewhere else.
More like a wart
We burn warts off.
Genital wart.
How many Scaramuccis was that?
Scaramucci actually got the job, so it’s probably negative Scaramucci’s
He held the nomination for .8 Scaramuccis, and was fired 6.2 Scaramuccis before his earliest possible hire date.
Edit: Did Scaramucci math
Eighty centimooches. Great job, Gaetz!
Metric Mooches, the most disgraceful measurement of time.
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Were in a new numerical realm now, the Gaetz, that count as negative Scaramuccis.
Please just slink into the shadows never to be heard from again. Besides him being a pile of shit I can’t stand that dudes fucking face.
The shadows of a prison cell is what id prefer
Trump should have picked a Senator if he wanted to put a Pedo at AG. Nobody would be investigating a Josh Hawley or Ted Cruz nom.
That’s kind of expensive though, making an international call to Cancun.
I mean okay, I mean Trump will just pick something worse. I’m more disappointed that Democrats didn’t grow a spine and just release the house report on Gatez.
I’m more disappointed that Democrats didn’t grow a spine
So you are perpetually disappointed, got it.
Yeah, pretty much.
He’s already announced his next pick. It’s Carole Baskin
/S
Someone named Pam Bondi. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/21/us/politics/pam-bondi-attorney-general-trump.html
Anti gay marriage, anti health care… I gave up reading at that point… Didn’t need to know anything more to know I can expect nothing good for the American people from her.
We didn’t need to read the article to know that.
It’s gonna be my pillow guy, hulk hogan, or kid rock.
