ID: the text “tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women” above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that’s in front of him, asking “am I allowed to touch it?”
ID: the text “tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women” above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that’s in front of him, asking “am I allowed to touch it?”
I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don’t actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?
No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.
That’s exactly why I assumed it’d be easy to get the bird to target him specifically lol
Better yet, Crows. They’ll fuck with someone for generations if you do things right.
Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.
Raptors can see eight to ten times better than humans.
No way they’ll be able to find his hair.