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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“
Not sure what it says about me, but I went with Oprah, Obama and Osama
Albania, muffins, the metric system.
Ugh… It’s hard! A pot…
A spoon…
A TV… It’s like Jackie Chan stole my mind!Phone, cardboard box, airplane
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats
Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors
The CCP! Oh, wait… Shit. I lose.
THOSE RINGS SONIC DROPS ! THREE OF THEM
An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey
A super cop
A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.
That was so funny.
Nice
Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.
Thank you so much, a classic
Cans, stans, fans; suck it.
Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?
Asian people are not things, Shannon!
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Uhhh toothpaste. That’s one.
Jade chan Grandpa “One more thing”
Cheese grater
A Strom Thurmond filibuster
A weevil
