ID: image titled “Health Insurance CEOS and their pay:” above 8 photos of the CEO
Cigna, DAVID CORDANI $21M
WellCare, MICHAEL CARSON $23.5M
Humana, BRUCE BROUSSARD $16.3 M
CENTENE Corporation, SARAH LONDON $18.6 M
MOLINA HEALTHCARE, JOSEPH ZUBRETSKY $21.4 M
CVS Health, KAREN LYNCH $21.6 M
Elevance Health, GAIL BOUDREAUX $21.9 M
United Healthcare, BRIAN THOMPSON $10.2 M
not small enough for the bullets to miss
woah that’s so crazy. I’ve got this DIY submarine they should come ride in
I’ve got this DIY submarine too, it’s a 55 gallon drum with a bunch of scrap metal tied to the side as ballast. Guaranteed to be a comfortable ride!
I’m not getting in unless it is piloted using an offbrand xbox controller.
And the only destination I’ll accept is the Titanic.
Whaddaya mean it’s a “pile of junk not fit for a river crossing”? Sounds like you don’t appreciate true innovation.
I’d donate to that crowd-funding 👍
WHY are they getting paid SO GODDAMN MUCH MONEY??
THIS IS NOT WHY WE GAVE TAX BREAKS
Cool, now let’s compare their addresses
And their
work schedulesoffice hours (because who are we kidding, they do no work).(because who are we kidding, they do no work)
Well, they might have to walk if no golf carts are available…
If there are no golf carts, they could afford to call in a helicopter to air drop one for them. This wealth is obscene.
This is true; adversity in their world would be the limo driver showing up late.
This photo is notably missing Andrew Witty the CEO of UnitedHealth Group the parent company of UnitedHealthcare of which Brian Thompson was CEO. Andrew Witty made $23.5m last year.
I bet that guy is finding sleep elusive.
I hope his request for sleeping pills gets denied by his insurance.
I wonder how many UHC members have found sleep difficult while nauseated, in pain, and dying because of care they were denied by UHC.
He probably has 10-15 federal Marshalls outside his bedroom as we speak, pulling guard duty.
On our dime.
For sure, but I’d like to believe there is a fresh new fear in their minds. Kinda like what if the doc finds something serious and I go bankrupt from the treatment.
I would argue CEOs are a lot more fun than slinkies when you push them down the stairs.
I hate when people don’t specify monthly or yearly pay, especially with health insurance CEOs where it can be both
I hate when people talk about executive pay without specifying both salary and stock. After all, Elon Musk supposedly earns zero salary and zero cash bonus, but seems to be getting by
8 is a good goal. You can basically MegaMan your way through them. We all know the first one is the hardest! 7 to go!
Thompson managed kind of a spinning…well fall, as he fell, does The Adjustor get to incorporate that now?!
The Adjustor learned B. Tornado!
Their salary shouldn’t matter as much as their insurance claim denial rates.
For real, Thompson might be the lowest on the list, but United had some of the highest denial rates. And I bet they’re damn proud of the rates too.
I think it’s more about denied claims. UHC denies more than 30% of claims whereas most other insurers range between 10-20%. UHC denies the most claims by a big margin. This is likely to make you some enemies.
10-20 percent is still insanely high, considering the amount of cases were taking about here. Even just one percent would be thousands suffering for no better reason than profits.
I think we need to accept that there are some fraudulent claims filed that should be denied. I have no idea what the percentage is or how to determine it, but I would think it is below 10%, probably below 5%.
Man, think about how much better the world would be if insurance companies were automatically audited with greater than 5% denials.
What a fantastic idea. You should run for office.
Better to accept a few fraudulent claims than deny a legitimate one IMO, but then again I’m not CEO material (I care about people)
UHC denies more than 30% of claims
Universal healthcare denies claims? What?
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Core dumped
Segmentation fault
French know how to segment
United Healthcare.
I see zero reason for it to not be both. These people are all your enemy, as is everyone above them in the chain.
FYI this is out of date for CVS. Karen Lynch got fired and replaced by David Joyner a month ago.
Unless she got fired for whistleblowing, I think we can still count her, but it is good to stay up to date, thanks!
I remember she tried to overhaul their drug cost model to be less opaque and supposedly cheaper for consumers. Doesn’t seem like it ended up happening from my point of view. CVS is my PBM and keeps raising the cost for generics to the point where it’s cheaper to buy them without using insurance from an online pharmacy.
But I wouldn’t want the new jerk who replaced her to escape attention, seeing as he came from the PBM business and is likely the reason for my above complaint.
Oh yeah, I completely support getting these people’s names and photos out there.
With a name like that you know she’s got it coming
That’s an very interesting looking Bingo card.
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I like how the United Healthcare CEO is greyed out like a completed boss in Mega Man.
Well shit. Who’s the secret boss after they all get greyed out then?
Capitalism
It’s a double boss fight with Adam Smith and John Locke
We have Marx and Engels
Donald Trump
Bad time to be named Lynch.
Missed opportunity to cross off the bottom right one.
Well it’s not the only black and white pic for no reason…
It’s more subtle than the x, but it sends the same message.
I didn’t make it, and I agree, but also that’d get it removed in an instant from most social media lol
This post would already get removed from .world