No sane person ‘loves’ abortions. Many people see the need for them, though.

People have been seeking life extension for all of recorded history.

But, but how do you lie and cheat to pay no taxes at all (assuming you can’t afford a senator)?

Superman totally does not understand the rapture.

Or 8 foot sea scorpions.

Because they aren’t Russian.

Toonces?

You still need to boil water and turn a turbine with fusion, don’t you? Not something that works well in a space craft. Could the plasma be used in propulsion directly somehow?

I found that not doing #5 also remove 1-3, made me not care about 10-12 and made 8 & 9 hardly noticeable.

I see myself as more a manager type. Could I just tell everybody else what to do?

I have a washing machine that doesn’t make a loud noise when it is finished. I think it wants to text me.

If they are reading anything but the new testament then it is just a history lesson.

Why limit it to exhaust? Blaring music is also very bad.

Groins plural?

If nothing else it will make it easier to distinguish military vehicles.

Are you referring to Dr Skinner?

I didn’t even consider the PTSD. Those guys are going to freak out when they hear a buzzing noise, like a drill or a bee.

If working at home, naked with just socks is allowed.

I have yet to have a good experience trying to get anything to work with systemd.

Amphora, but small. As opposed to a butt, which is half a tun (so much better them metric because it is funny).