The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1512arrow-down126
arrow-up1486arrow-down1imageI love melons so muchlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down2·2 months agoCantaloupe (can’t elope)
minus-squareSomeguy89@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
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Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.