The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
At least
Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
Keep 'em coming.
Hey! It’s the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
I mean… Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
I do.
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
ALLEGEDLY
Crept up the cloaca smh
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???
…joke?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
did he really??
As sure as God’s got sandals.
Yes, it’s crazy - you won’t find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
Spread the message as far as you can.
What a degen
Degens need to mind their scruples.
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?
Spicy
Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
There’s no way he topped an ostrich…
If anything, the ostrich fucked him…
And it was ashamed afterward…
